I'm a professional superhero - i only take checks.

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10 hours ago    |   Notes: 33

themattsmith:

Good morning, Tumblr

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Spamming social networks with the fact that I leave for the Bahamas in a couple of hours

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10 hours ago    |   Tags: :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D LETS GET SHITTY   |   Notes: 1

So, yep.

Bahamas.

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23 hours ago    |   Notes: 1
My best friend in the whole world. (Taken with instagram)

My best friend in the whole world. (Taken with instagram)

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Welcome to my neighborhood :D (Taken with instagram)

Welcome to my neighborhood :D (Taken with instagram)

I thought my phone was broken.

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1 day ago    |   Tags: Go me  

Turns out texts work just fine

thanks, snoop.

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2 days ago    |   Notes: 20

scottfriday:

i just read the phrase “get dizzy” and i thought it meant “dance”.

no, it actually meant “experience dizziness”.

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2 days ago   

openarmsareprison-cells replied to your photo
this is literally me right now

Heh, kind of posted it with you in mind.

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Let’s go (Taken with instagram)

Let’s go (Taken with instagram)